Schnazberries
majikal fruitz from w-lly wonka
“these schnazberries tast like schnazberries”
…….dont ask pat is gay and im typing random sh-t during my desktop publishing cl-ss.
ps- look up crips oh and reeta m …funny as h-llllll
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