schneider
schneider means shoe-maker in german. so it is someone who lives in germany.. and is trying to make a living by making shoes while running away from the n-z-‘s in the shoes they have made. it is also someone who knows how to pr-nounce many consonants in a row in a single word, without sounding like a dumb-ss
taylor means shoe-maker in english, and schneider means shoe-maker in german. so sucks if your name is taylor schneider
schneider is pr-nounced shhhhneider….not ssssssneider
a handjob given in a school library.
sarah got caught giving hunter a schneider and gave hunter the nickname “schneider” for the rest of his life.
derived from the handyman on the 70’s tv show one day at a time, he or she is that goofball friend that makes non-stop wisecracks and doesn’t take anything seriously.
jeff always says such funny shizzle. he is such a schneider.
small b-tt cheeks. not necessarely a bad looking b-tt, just small.
“if my b-tt were any smaller i would have some schneiders”
whilst masterbating, you rub the tip of your p-n-s using your thumb in successive motion.
guy 1: hey bro can’t believe kris told me how he m-st-rb-t-s. supposedly, he just schneider’s lol. guy 2: he probably has a curved tip ha
a girl who likes to accessibly meow in any public establishment.
there goes schneider again, meow like usual.
a pretentious, white, caucasian, egotistical, -sshole b-st-rd whom hails from oklahoma city and has a white residue surrounding his nostril region.
hey that guy sure is a douche. i bet he is a schneider.
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