Schneider Job
a s-xual position involving a trampoline in which one partner performs oral s-x on his or her partner while both individuals bounce up and down on the trampoline. sometimes the schneider has been known to involve puppies. can also be used as a verb, i.e. she totally shneidered him last night on my trampoline.
dude, did you hear that mike got 3 schneider jobs in one night? f-cking bad -ss!!!
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