Schneidered
to get so incredibly drunk that you become totally r-t-rded that you begin to speak in jibberish, randomly spouting pterodactyl-ish noises. other signs of being schneidered include: making faces which would only otherwise be made by someone having a continuous mild stroke, excessive nipple poking through one’s shirt, inability to pr-nounce the letters “r” and “l”, an odd facination with how hot your sister is, an extreme pride in having a brother who is a pike at auburn, inability to write emails or get laid, excessive sweating and -n-l leakage.
a&f model: wow, that guy just drank an entire fifth of malibu.
hollister model: yeah, that guy is gonna be totally schneidered in a few minutes. i hope his hair gel doesn’t run into his eyes.
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