schnieb dust
the act of luring a man in close with the promise of -n-l penetration, only to fart on the tip of his p-n-s.
tally: you want to do me in the -ss?
dex: h-ll yeah i do
–dex moves in for the poke and….pffffffffffft–
dex: oh my g-d, you just schnieb dusted me
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