schnoodle
a men’s genitals. (p-n-s)
“she wants my schnoodle”
20 more definitions
a designer breed of dog. it is a mix between a schnauzer and a poodle.
your schnoodle threw up in my car.
a cross between a schnauser and a poodle, can also be used to indicate a dog has schnoodle in it
my c-cker schnoodle is half c-cker spaniel and half schnoodle.
a pimp -ss dog that claims any hood any of you mother f-ckers say is yours and will bust a cap in your -ss for talkin sh-t
guy one: dude is that a schnoodle?
guy two: yeah f-ck me!!!
when you cc your work buddy onto some long worthless email thread at work
employee a:
to: tim, meg, al, joe, frank, tom, annie, mel,
hi,
i was under the impression that i am just counting the items – not requesting the pulls from inventory. it was noted to be requested on my xcel doc-ment, can you guys work it out with the dc?
employee b:
to all: “adding clayton”
you’ve been schnoodled
1. (n.) the snout and nose area of a small dog.
term coined by kate collins in 2010.
2. (n.) a mixed breed dog with parentage consisting of a poodle and a schnauzer.
1. a shih tzu has a short schnoodle.
1. my dog, pickles, loves schnoodle rubs.
1. that dog’s pointy schnoodle is so cute!
2. a schnoodle is the mix of a schnauzer and a poodle.
a soft, womanly hound that sleeps a lot and can’t handle pills and pot
d-mn you schnoodle you better wake up and have another pill!
defition 1: a schnauser and a poodle mixed together to create an adorable little dog. this is the most common defition.
definition 2: to penetrate.
definition 1: what an adorable schnoodle you have! how old is he?
definition 2: i am going to schnoodle their fortress with my amazing army!
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