Schnorb
a schnorb is a small creature who runs around hugging, slapping, jumping on and partially mauling innocent by-standers. they are regularly found carrying ‘schnorb fungus’ on the backs of their heads. sometimes known as ‘schnorby’ or just ‘ahhhhhhhh!!’ too. believed to foam at the mouth and smile uncontrollably when angry. they are also known to fear rattling noises, this is the only way to stop a schnorb attack. they are a danger to everyone and everything around them. run.
“what’s that coming over the hill, is it a schnorb? is it a schnorb?”
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