Schnydamaned
when drunkenly, after last call, you are lured by two flirtatious african american women off the street to go back to your apartment for a threesome, after which you are tricked into thinking you left your phone in the cab and dont realize your atm card is missing, then wake up the next morning to find over $2000 extracted from your account in a 6 hour period through random cash back transactions. also, your iphone has been stolen, and is not missing.
bro, i cannot believe you got schnydamaned after 18th street lounge last night… there must have been a slow gas leak in there for quite some time!
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