scholarship
getting something,anything for nothing….
knowing the bartender as well as he did meant paul was on full scholarship for his drinks for the night
something adults tell you to apply for, because supposedly they lie in abundance. like all other things adults say, it’s a lie. unless you scored a 2200 + on your sats, spent your free time tutoring children with dyslexia, wrote your college entrance essay on the human genome project and its relation to modern feminism, your chances of getting one are slim.
parent: “mike got a full-ride to baylor. he can’t even spell his own name but he’s the nations #1 200 meter runner, and has been all-american every since he sprinted out of the birth c-n-l. you see jake you could get a scholarship too”.
jake:”f-ck off mom you said the same thing about college.
the ship that carries the scholar to his/her goals
one student from my cl-ss was the recipient of the dupage county health improvement -ssociation scholarship! he doesn’t have to pay for school this semester!
a very special award you may earn during graduation, which is basically money good toward college.
“when i won a scholarship during my graduation on may 27th of 2004, i was literally stupified! now it’s so tempting to spend it on something good but i better put it to college.”
-me
a biyatch giving you head. free brain.
so what she do for you.
got some scholarships.
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