Schomie
a local dialect, derived from a back water town in bowmanville, ontario. also spelled schomie or schomy – its diffined as a cross between a skid (see skid) and a homie.
it was 4:20 pm on a tuesday afternoon. jack, a skid (see skid) was burning a joint with his baby’s momma dianne, a hard core hommie (see hommie). jack’& dianne’s child would be a schomie; a cross between a skid and a hommie.
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