schoogen
pr-nounced: s-chu-jen
i: (n) any item than can be used for stabbing or otherwise melee slaying.
ii: (n) a word adapted after the word ‘shank’ and ‘tool’ became popularized and prison guards began picking up on them in conversations between inmates.
iii: (v) the act of stabbing, killing, or slaughtering. usuially done within the confines of a maximum security prison, hence the acomplishment is heavily weighed.
this schoogen is getting dull, i might replace it soon
yo mang, you got that schoogen ready for tonight?
i totally schoogened that cracker from solitary and no one even saw me.
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