school

school, is one form of prison. like, how the f-ck do kids go their without getting anxiety. almost n-body uses algebra in their jobs, but yet people have to spend 12 years in h-ll about numbers. and n-body, ever, uses proper english, but why do we learn it? i just can’t ugh.
i can’t take it no more.

school is just too f-cking hard.
place were you spend first 18 years of life taking it up the -ss
mom can i stay home from school today? my -ss is still sore from english cl-ss yesterday
a place where everyone secretly hates each other includin students, staff and teachers and is a nightmare. they force you to do useless work while they also expect you to put up with peer pressure,your home life and social life.
school sucks..
a place where young, innocent, defencless children are kept prisoner and forced to learn useless stuff like algebra that won’t count for f-ck when they’re old enough to get employed….
multiply out the brackets…

2a(3m+2p+12k-12-90)

…would someone like to explain to me…what the h-ll this is???
welcome, i am the government. we have a plan for your future, kid. society will lap you like a wolf laps blood.

1. curriculum: it is by the enforcement of curriculum that we can positively ensure your mental intake of information is kept in a rigid line. you will have no time to experience other things; even if you did you would feel guilty. “what a waist of sp-ce in my mind” you’d think.

2. exams: it is by the continuous use of exams that we can ensure your self-esteem remains at an all-time low. lower grades means lower respect. you will be called an idiot; you will have low chances in life. the alternative is to succ-mb to the weight of society, allow us to control your mind. it is easier this way. we promise.

3. ritualistic mornings: this is the fun part! you now will have to awaken at early hours. yes any chance of true restfulness is completely imposable. do you ever walk into school and feel, for a split second, as though you are unconscious? that is how we want you to feel all the time. that is the point in early mornings.

4. social humiliation: yes, we didn’t plan this out. so don’t think we’ll take credit for it, yes this part is all thanks to you. it not only away chips away your self-esteem it also encourages hatred, which you will feel toward foreign nations later in life. we guarantee it.

5. repet-tiveness: it is by the continuous repet-tiveness of your scholarly years that we can encourage a clockwork feeling within you.

6. useless information: by presenting you with this information we can disallow independent thought. while you may begin to think for yourself your teacher, asking you to pay attention, will continually interrupt you. this is one of my favourites!

7. obedience: yes this is firmly set into the school world. discipline, self-discipline, thought-discipline h-ll it’s all here! we take great pride in our ability to control you. our shrill voices echoing down the corridor. yes you needn’t ever feel safe, in or out of school. be afraid, be very afraid.

8. long term: this will last sometime; you probably won’t be able to remember a time you weren’t in school. no mode of comparison, excellent.

9. holidays: we have carefully timed these so that they are long enough to maintain sanity but short enough to deter independent thought.

10. work ethic: you cannot be a worker without work ethic.

we hope you enjoy your stay. don’t try to escape, even if the gate is always open.
you are free to do as we tell you.
the other word for prison.
school= prison
prison= h-ll
h-ll=bad… you get the point
an inhumane experiment where the governments tries to throw as many people as possible together in the same building and f-ck with them without getting sued for it
dude, why didnt they cancel school? its snowing!

school is a canspiracy, man. whenever someone figures out whats going on, bam! they have “problems” and need to see the “counselor”
a building where teachers try and make you conform to their thoughts.
f-cking school sucks b-lls

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