Schoolie


a ‘schoolie’ is a female under the legal s-x age, for obvious reasons the girl has to be in education. although not every underager is a schoolie , e.g. fat birds are not schoolies; fat, munting birds are not schoolies either; unattractive girls are also not applicable.

note: a schoolie candidate can only be verified if 3 or more males over the legal s-x age agree she is worthy, otherwise she is just a random bint.
grant: “munk sh-gged julie the schoolie last weekend,”

dennis: “mint,”
some who has recently graduated (or other!) from highschool who goes on a drunken rampage with similar youths, usually in a kombi stacked to the roof with slabs.
“d-mn schoolies…blew up my wheelie bin.”

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