schoolpocalypse


n. combination of “school”, and “apocalypse”.
the end of the school year, when students must rush to avoid the consequences of their procrastination. the event is oft-accompanied by weeping, gnashing of teeth, etc.
“have you seen miriam lately?” “nope, she is preparing for schoolpocalypse by putting in all-nighters now. that way she is all rested by the time exams and presentations come up.

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