Schoomp
the noise in which a p-n-s makes while exiting the pants/underpants which keep it confined. the noise is audible if and only if the person possesses a p-n-s with proper length and girth to cause said noise. the noise is usually accompanied by a loud bang as the male appendage hits and most likely breaks whatever is in front of it.
a schoomp may also be used to exit awkward situations.
girl: hey big boy, want to have fun tonight?
guy: yes i would enjoy that.
girl: show me what you’re working with.
guy: -schoomp-
girl: ow you broke my jaw!
mom: son, i found this bag of pot in your room.
son: -schoomp-
the sound made by the im from mac’s ichat service.
tommy’s computer is making that schoomp sound.
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