schrodinger relationship
a relationship between two people that you never know if it is on or off until you ask. the moment you look away the relationship goes back to being suspended between states. the worst of these relationships sometimes include a dead cat.
q: so is john and jane an item or not?
a: i don’t know, you’d have to ask, frequently. it is a bit of a schrodinger relationship.
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