schrodingers asshole
a person who decides whether or not they’re full of sh-t by the reactions of those around them.
“that guy who posted ____ but said he was just trolling when no one agreed with him is totally a schrodingers -sshole”
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a liberal act of kindness, not necessarily supported by any facts or reason. providing free college to everyone would be obamiable however impractical.
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to fix up, get in shape or to respect your olders ay my young one pattern up or i’ll pattern you