schrödinger’s dump
schrödinger’s dump. you take a sh-t that is so dense, it falls into the bend of the toilet where you can’t see it. then, you go to wipe and there’s no b-tt residue. in the end, you’re not sure weather you dumped at all. you are in a state of dump and non dumpage at the same time until observed. a truly fascinating experience, taking a quantum sh-t. from reddit user original_name18
“c’mon dude…you didn’t flush the toilet.”
“didn’t need to….dropped a schrödinger’s dump.”
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