schrödinger’s grenade
when you purposely leave a used condom inside a females v-g-n- after s-x. applying schrödinger’s paradox, the female is now in a state of quantum superposition where she is both pregnant and not pregnant.
jesse: g’day mate, so how was last night?
stephen: fuuuuuck dude i gave rae the schrödinger’s grenade, and she has no idea jajaja.
brandon: f-ck me mate you’re so loose, better get some money ready for child support.
ernst: or not, you don’t know mate.
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