Schrodinger’s Keys
when car keys are misplaced, their location is unknown as well as their non-location. therefore, they exist as a wave function in all locations which collapses upon observation of the keys following the heisenberg-schrodinger lost key postulate. which also hypothesized that you cannot simultaneously know the locations something isn’t and not know where it is.
that party was wild, lost my keys but i found them in the freezer this morning! you really dont know where your keys aren’t till you find them, totally like schrodinger’s keys!!!
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