Schrödinger’s porn
an unfollowed link or unopened e-mail attachment that may or may not be p-rn. the only way to find out is to follow the link or open the attachment.
“that girl from the bar last night sent me some mpegs of her stripping.” “have you watched them yet?” “no, it’s still schrödinger’s p-rn. for all i know it could just be a rickroll.”
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