Schroeder

definition 1: someone so full of them self they think they are second to g-d.

waking easily from sleep by a puff of air or a mouse whisper.

definition 2: generally a mentally handicapped person that speaks in monotone and isn’t funny.
chuck: that guy over there is loud and obnoxious.

chaz: what a f-cking schroeder…
the word is used as a noun or a verb. to schroeder someone is to b-ttf-ck a dead man. and a schroeder is a sick perverted
kelly: your going to have to schroeder him really fast.
cyle: ya i know i see someone coming!

kelsie: i hate this kid, he’s always touching my vag.
tom: wow what a schroeder.
when a girl and her guy are making out, she pushes him down to eat her out. then he wants his turn, but instead of going down on him she starts to use her hands. she indian burns his d-ck until he starts to -j-c-l-t- blood. then she uses the bl–dy s-m-n as lubrication on a d-ld- and f-cks him up the -ss.
oh hey, my boyfriend and i did the new cool thing, schroeder, last night, and it was awesome.
when you reach down to the lower region of a women only to find out she’s a man.
i took this hottie home from the bar last night and when we got to my place i got completely schroedered.
(adj.) the feeling of personal embar-ssment for someone else’s emabar-ssing action.
(v.) causing someone else embar-ssment by your action
(origin) on the 80’s sitcom “silver spoons”, ricky schroeder would spin around in a michael jackson-esque way and proclaim himself: “the rickster!”. i was so embarr-ssed for him that i blushed and had to look away.
“jessica simpson totally schroedered me with her tuna/chicken comment!”

“i was so schroedered watching that lame band at open mic night.”