Schroedinger’s Bitch
a girl and love-interest that leaves you clueless about your situation together, thus forcing you to state your opinion on it.
yourmaindude: hey, there’s jessica.
you: yeah, i’ve seen her.
yourmaindude: man, what’s your situation with her by the way? you two tight?
you: dude, she’s totally schroedinger’s b-tch.
yourmaindude: aww man, that’s tough.
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