schroncho
a rare illness found near the tropics of asia and in yucatan. the only way of getting this disease is by having s-x with a bird and having really close contact near the d-ck. if a bird bites you, say goodbye to your p-n-s and life.
symptoms include penile parasite and malfunction, bleeding near the bladder, r-t-rdation, 5 dimensional ouchies, and if not treated quickly serious symptoms like heart attack, fever of 106, epicanthal folds and brain dead occur. treatment can help but penile damage is irreversible.
henderson “dude last night was crazy i f-cked all the ladies and stole a losers wallet. i have a hangover and feel like sh-t”
cheng “succ succ succ hahahahahahaaha ”
henderson” dude whats wrong with you. oh sh-t your burning up did you f-ck a bird?”
cheng”yes”
henderson” oh f-ck you have schroncho we best go to the hospital before your brain dead and d-ck less.”
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