Schrute remark


an unnecessarily or inappropriately scathing and pedantic remark, retort, or explanation. often considered obnoxious.
a schrute remark:

jim halpert looks out window hey look everyone, it’s snowing.
dwight schrute pretend cute-kid voice omigod! it’s the first snowfall of christmas. is that just so magical for you, little girl? can you not wait to have a hot chocolate and cuddle up with papa and tell him all of your christmas dreams? hmm? turns serious it’s not even real snow. look, it’s a dusting. pitiful.

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