Schruted
verb. to mess up, to screw up. the origins of this comes from the tv series the office (us) season 3 episode 12 “traveling salesman”. the expression was first used by andy bernard (ed helms)
andy: i really screwed that up. i really schruted it.
michael: what?
andy: schruted it. it’s just this thing people say around your office all the time. like when you screw something up in a really irreversible way. you schruted it. i don’t know where it comes from though. you think it comes from dwight schrute?
michael: i don’t know. who knows how words are formed.
to utterly and completely mess something up in a very irreversible manner. to f-ck up big time. to make a big mistake. to make yourself look foolish. to suck a d-ck (no h-m-). to suck, period.
oh man i’m so sorry, i totally schruted that interview!
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