schtumpy


it literally means alligator. i saw an ad with a kid singing about his schtumpy, and he was holding a stuffed alligator, so i -ssumed he was singing about his d-mn alligator. or crocodile. what’s the f-cking difference?
kiss my schtumpy, you little dweeb!

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