schulman
schulman, of or pertaining to a perverted soul walking the streets, stealing the candy of your babies, and dating girls who have just recently exited diapers.
schulman is also a verb.
to schulman is to fart uncontrollably at inappropriate moments such as public speeches of funerals.
schulman is also a lovable, yet strange creature.
dude, i couldn’t hold it in any longer, so i pulled the nastiest schulman.
extremely tiny p-n-s.
i couldn’t feel it when he stuck the schulman in.
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