schulzing
a form of entertainment where the more experienced drinker takes a novice out to get them sh-tty drunk by buying them every drink the bartender can imagine. commonly followed by calling the novice very early the next day to “see how their doin'” and deternmine if they were successfully schulzed.
we’re taking the new girl in accounting out for a schulzing tonight, wanna go?
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-j-c-l-t-ng on the face of one who did not follow directions correctly
i ordered waffles, my waitress brought me french toast, i shall get a group of black bucks to give her a schulzing she’ll never forget!
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