schwafted


derived from a combination of the words schwagg and shafted, schwafted is another word for when something bad happens to one, or when one becomes intoxicated
a)dude i just got schwafted by that test
b)this weekend i went 12-0 in ruit and got completely schwafted
the act of being wasted combined with being shafted.

an adj. to describe what happened to you when you got drunk and p-ssed out and your rear end hurts.
that kid got so schwafted last night! did you see that sharpie design on his face?

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