schwank


the upper mid grade of marijuana bud that can be found for reasonable prices.
man, the dank was too expensive, but the schwag looked like some poor grade marijuana, so i went with the schw-nk.
a word that can mean anything and can be used as an insult, pr-noun, noun, verb, adverb, interjection, conjunction, adjective, etc. (including every other type of word in the english language)
i schw-nked your cake, bleezatch
to schw-nk is to sh-t & w-nk at the same time. it is a good time saving method prior to a night out.
i am just gonna have a schw-nk and a shower before we head out
adj.
a word used to describe something, someone, or a situation that is insanely awesome.
“wow the snow is really comin down hard”
“h-ll yeah the pow pow will be schw-nk!”
to schmooze with a bunch of w-nkers (popular term in australia for people who are t-ss-rs, big-noters etc.) – hence “sch-w-nk”. so you use the word to explain that you have to spend time sucking up to people you don’t particularly like or rate highly, usually for business purposes.
“i spent last night schw-nking at the annual marketing awards.”
synonymous to cl-ssy. from an early bicyle manufacturing company named schw-nk. these were upscale bicycles around the 1940’s. expensive, flashy, and painted bright red with white lettering of the word “schw-nk”. those lucky children who could afford these bikes were known as schw-nks. the noun eventually transcended to become a verb when people began comparing something cl-ssy to schw-nk bikes; schw-nky.
why is billy driving that busted jeep pacer? what ever happened to his schw-nky audi?
an umbrella term used for any and all types of off-brand, low-grade audio equipment.
everybody was hanging out with their systems going then tom pulled up b-mping his schw-nks. what a loser.

wow, those are some homemade looking speakers you got. what are those, schw-nks?

whatever, your beats are so lame you couldn’t get sponsored by schw-nk audio.

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