schwanz

german word for “tail”, in germany also used to describe a man’s p-n-s.
(like “d-ck” or “c-ck” in english)

via the jewish dialect “yiddish”, it
has found its way into the american
slang, also meaning “p-n-s”.
my schwanz is getting hard.
a man’s p-n-s; also see root.
dude! are you gay? you just touched my shwanz!
german or yiddish term for p-n-s or pr-ck; which can also be used as an insult, usually describing someone who is a real jerk.
“the boss decided to have selective amnesia about not paying our christmas bonuses this year … what a f-cking schwanz.”
the german word for p-n-s. literally meaning the tail of an animal but used as p-n-s. this is also a common name for people named shawn (sean, shaun) who are well hung.
friend_1: yo guys, where’s schwanz?
friend_2: i haven’t seen him around.
friend_3: ohhh schwanz, i miss him
_or_
friend_1:i showed her my schwanz and she fainted
someone unworthy of being called anything else.
that guy that likes “the good wife” is such a schwanz.
german slang for p-n-s, c-ck etc. also has its entertaining uses in day to day conversation….

like getting a dirty maccy d’s;
……’schwanz very much’

…’just got back from skiing in france’
‘what- you were schwanz skiiing?’
german slang for p-n-s, c-ck etc. also has its entertaining uses in day to day conversation….

like getting a dirty maccy d’s;
……’schwanz very much’

…’just got back from skiing in france’
‘what- you were schwanz skiiing?