Schweffing


the male or female form of interaction, with the opposite s-x, including flirting or attempting to pull.

or more loosely defined as any interaction/banter/chilling/pulling between any guy or girl.
jem: mate are you schweffing tonight?
harry: yeah thinking of schweffing the floor 8 girls actually, fancy schweffing along?
jem: yeah i was gonna see if steve was up for a schweff, but apparently he’s schweffing ellie!
harry: ok.. schweff ya later!
1. the act of sleazily coming on to a member of the opposite s-x, often utilising alcohol, ridiculously colourful clothing and eye-watering lines of austin powers style calibre, usually delivered in an drawling accent straight-outta surrey. a schweffe can be of either s-x.
chap 1: mate, did you see georgie schweffing up charles and the hunt ball last night? he could barely stand straight.

chap 2: ya, i tried to get close to ask if he was alright but she kicked me straight in the c-ck and told me to f-ck off.

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