Schwelp


a creature from the depths of your nightmares. starred in a youtube video. has been known to have long pointy teeth, and his favorite melee weapon is “the claw,” which he uses to rip peoples’ insides out.-

something that is generally psychotic can be described as schwelp-ish.

-he always is gleeful, and mirthful upon these occasions.
your face looks like a schwelp.
this is schwelp music.

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