Schweppes Swallow
a guy who works as a barista who follows gay men in the restroom and performs a coffee enima on him. the gay guy squeezes his -ss cheeks together to hold in the coffee in while the schweppes sucks the queers d-ck. when the queer c-ms in schweppes mouth, schweppes will then slide his mouth over the queers -n-s. the queer releases the sh-t coffee into the schweppes mouth allowing him to swallow the c-m and the sh-t.
gay guy: “excuse me do you offer the schweppes swallow?”
schwepps: “yes i do but that is an extra dollar for cream”
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