schwift
when bad things occur repeatedly in a short duration of time faster than you can comprehend. in other words, “sh-t happening swiftly”
jake: today my mum accidentally threw away my entire comic collection and almost broke my xbox to pieces.
jack: holy schwift!
megan: i slipped off the stairs this morning, missed the bus to the school, forgot the -ssignment at home, received a c- on a quiz and my younger brother tore my scr-pbook. it has been such a schwift!
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