Schwing and a miss
when you get an instant b-n-r at the sight of something utterly s-xual in nature but that b-n-r is quickly rescinded by something purely udesirebale right next to it. it is one h-ll of a juxtaposition. its a spin on the popular phrase “swing and a miss”
guy 1: dude, look at carmen over there. she looks super hot in that black sequin dress -gets a b-n-r-
guy 2: d-mn straight, bro.
guy 1: oh sh-t, she also brought her ugly friend susan. -b-n-r rescinded-
guy 2: that’s too bad. well i guess its a schwing and a miss.
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