schwit
the combination of sh-t and schweet. it means the ultimate something. for example:
heidi klum is totally schwit.
the acc-mulation of shart residue, b-tt sweat, b-tt grease, toilet paper bunnies (aka dingleberries), urine, s-m-n, sm-gm-, yeast, pus, lint, hairs b-tt cheese and other -n-l or genital excretions brought together in a crotch furnace or swamp -ss. schwit is generally collected around the b-tt-hole, gootch, b-llsack, taint, m-ff and/or cooter and even all the way up the b-tt crack and under the m-ffin top or rolls of a beer belly in severe cases. generally acc-mulated on a hot and humid day while working outside. the consistency varies according to the exact contents and ranges from toothpaste to syrup. everyone’s schwit has it’s own unique fragrance, but generally a few familiar odors are recognizable. schwit is responsible for 58.3% of all skid marks and is commonly visable on wearers of khaki pants. schwit is not corrosive, but due to it’s abbrasiveness, it does cause skin irritation. a quick fix for this irritation is a toilet paper biscuit or put-it.
you know, i really like hiking with you out in the wilderness on this beautiful summer day, but the one thing that i don’t like about it is having to smell this god awful schwit.
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