sci-fi channel


a cable channel that, despite it’s name, has nothing to do with science fiction.
the sci-fi channel consists of only stuff like psychics and lost.
once a television network which aired numerous science fiction series whose diversity has boiled away to a monotonous repet-tion of “stargate” and its spin-offs lasting for about 40% of the day. any airing period left of the day is 30% battlestar galactica, 10% eureka, and the remaining 20% devoted to advertis-m-nt, which always seems to cut in whenever the sponsors feel like whoring for attention.
sci-fi channel hasn’t been the same since it stopped airing knight rider, but i’m sure it will find a diverse audience by airing fake wrestling (ecw, which i’m entirely sure has gallons of science fiction potential). ironically, despite the number of consecutive airings of sg-1, they haven’t considered renaming the entire network to “stargate channel” or even decided to make every day a stargate marathon.

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