scifag

a scientologist, in lolcat-speak. more generally, anyone stupid enough to buy ad sp-ce on urbandictionary.com that will show beside definitions like this one. yes, as of april 2008, the church of scientology thinks this is a good idea.

lol wut?
you want moar sauce? you want moar footbullets?
scif-g
tom cruise
fube
goof the floof
scientologist stew
scientology salesman
scigasm
moonspeak (wtf?)
freezone
…and l. ron hubbard, xenu, dianetics, xenuphobia, cos, rick rolled, scientology, scientomogy…
sci-f-g relates to all members of scientology being disliked. the original root word “f-g” comes from the word f-ggot, which means bundle of sticks. the bundle of sticks is refering to the sticks that people would collect before they were burnt at the stick, so the word f-g or f-ggot is a violent and obscene way of saying i want you to be burned at the stick.
“so i heard you like mudkips?” – he didnt say anything he must be a scif-g.

“zomg look at that scif-g trying to take photos of us”
scif-g is a derogatory term for a person obsessed with scientology.

detailed definition:
the word ‘scif-g’ is a portmanteau on the words ‘scientology’ and ‘f-g’, the latter being short for ‘f-ggot’, a derogatory term for h-m-s-xuals. the wording of (noun)-f-g carries the meaning of being ‘gay for (noun)’, which in turn means ‘to be obsessed with (noun)’, e.g. a gucci-f-g is a person obsessed with gucci products.

the word scif-g therefore describes someone who is ‘gay for scientology’, meaning they are obsessed with it. it is likely that it was derived from a similar, pre-existing term also about a religion, namely cristf-g (someone gay for jesus christ, and in extension, christianity)
person a: tom cruise is pretty into scientology.
person b: yeah, i know. he’s a total scif-g.
a stupid and sad piece of f-ck believing in the bunch of lies and poo that is called “scientology”.
tom cruise is a stupid scif-g
(noun) anyone who considers “dianetics” a “good read,” believes in the existence of “xenu,” or considers tom cruise a hero/role-model.
guy 1: hey, did you hear? john converted to scientology

guy 2: yeah, i always knew he was a sci-f-g.
reference to scientologists. especially those who are the types to write into papers or comment on web sites spewing their cultish propaganda.
scif-g: “anonymous” has publicly proclaimed its guiding materials to be the communist manifesto and mein kampf. quite obviously, this group is not just anti-scientology, it is anti-freedom of religion, anti-free speech and anti-american.
(actual quote from http://tinyurl.com/2kzf3h)
speaks for itself.
reference to scientologists.
scif-g: “anonymous” has publicly proclaimed its guiding materials to be the communist manifesto and mein kampf. quite obviously, this group is not just anti-scientology, it is anti-freedom of religion, anti-free speech and anti-american.
(actual quote from http://tinyurl.com/2kzf3h )
speaks for itself.