scilon
a person who sympathizes or is directly involved with the church of scientology.
used in a derogatory manner by anonymous and those opposed to the practices of the church of scientology.
“hey scilon, how much are they paying you to write this biased garbage? $70 a week?”
a follower of l. ron hubbard and the “church” of scientology.
the term is a play on “cylons,” the robotic invaders in battlestar galactica. it is particularly appropriate because hubbard was a science fiction writer, and the top-seekrit “ot levels” are based on the belief that we are infected with “body thetans,” the confused, immortal souls of sp-ce aliens who became disoriented 75,000,000 years ago when the evil sp-ce warlord xenu brought them to earth (or teegeeack, as it was known then), dropped them into volcanoes and blew them up with nuclear weapons.
“the scilons tried to talk me into taking a free personality test.”
a person who sympathizes with or is directly involved with the church of scientology.
used in a derogatory manner by anonymous and those opposed to the practices of the church of scientology.
“hey scilon, how much are they paying you to write this biased garbage? $70 an hour?”
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