Scissathon
an annual 24 hour live televised event where the public telephone or text in monetary donations to a call centre of naked women in order to pair female celebrities for the act of scissoring live in front of a studio audience.
operator: “caller you’re live on the air”
mitch-ll: “yes umm.. aahh .. i would like to see jessica and umm aaaahhh, eva?”
operator: “and how much would you like to donate to see these two hot pieces of poon tang grind beans?”
mitch-ll: “ummm aaahh $23”.
operator: “congratulations mitch-ll you’re about to see jessica and eva grind beans live on scissathon!!!”
mitch-ll: “sh-t… wait.. let me put a tape in”.
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