Scissor Dicking
the act of two men banging each other at the same time. though improbable, two men are so h-rny that they face each other and attempt to n-bly penetrate one another whilst circ-mventing each other’s b-lls.
i’m so h-rny right now i have dusty b-lls . let’s bang each other at the same time.
how do we do that?
easy bro, we’ll just do a little scissor d-cking.
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