scissor sisters
a) rather good rock group popping up everywhere in spring 2004
b) s-xual position where two ladies slot their legs either side of each other in order that they can grind front bot-bots together. yummy.
that new scissor sisters alb-m is so cool.
britney and christina as scissor sisters.. mmmm, p-ss me a kleenex.
two lady rug munchers decide to rug rub by opening up their legs and sliding into each others v till their v-g-n-s meet and then go for gold!
two of the ladies bean flicking team crept to a quiet outpost and duly slid between each others legs and rubbed the good rub.
a s-xual act involving 2 women enabling them 2 grind p-ss-es against each other. they need 2 interlock their legs, like scissors. scissor sisters.
they dont need men, they’re scissor sisters.
the female version of a b-tt-buddy. two female friends who spend time with each other in excessive amounts.
jill and sara spend so much time with each other that they’re scissor-sister(s)!
the best up and coming band of 2004. set to do great things in 2005. their alb-m has went to number one many times and was the biggest selling alb-m of the year.
hits include:
laura
take your mama
mary
comfortably numb (cover)
the best song off the alb-m is track 10 t-tled ‘it can’t come quickly enough’.
a woman who enjoys engaging in oral s-x with another woman; a c-rp-t m-nch-r.
ruth was a certified scissor sister.
pre op transs-xuals, a man about to have his genitals removed.
oh tom wasn’t content just being a f-g, now he’s going to be one of the scissor sisters.
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