scomato
what you do with your weird friend when you’re early to school before the first period of the day and your teacher hasn’t opened the cl-ssroom door yet; killing time by walking the halls, pointing at people, cracking dumb inside jokes and laughing loudly so others will stare.
dan: hi kelsey!! ( waves really big like a little kid)
me: hey man! let’s scomato!!
dan: okay!
me: dang, the vending machine is out of poptarts!
dan: that’s too bad. look, it’s a whorse!!! (points at random chick dressed whorishly)
me: -giggles and snorts-
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