scoop goof
derived from two words. scoop, meaning to move with, or as if with, a scoop. goof is taken from the canadian prison system, and is mainly -ssociated with child abusers and later used to describe s-xual offenders of any sort. the word “scoop goof” a word used to describe a female, whom intentionally and maliciously, carries out the act of scooping -j-c-l-t- from outside her body, in to her v-g-n- causing her to become pregnant. this will be used for the extortion and/or blackmail of her unsuspecting victim. sound too far fetched? guess again, this happened to me for real!
not only is the withdrawal method ineffective on std’s, it won’t work on a scoop goof either.
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