Scooter kid
little kids that buy vans footwear to ride a scooter at parks and streets, and do dozens of tricks that are the same thing with a different name. (they are known to say “i do scooter tricks”)
shut the f-ck up scooter kid, n-body loves you!
a (usually) young “skater” that can’t skate at a real skate park using a real skateboard, so they use a razor scooter instead. cases like this happen because their parents won’t buy them a “super cool skateboard for their 7th birthday.” scooter kids are hated all over the skating community. they get in the way of real skaters’ tricks, ranging from 2 inch grinds to pop shuvits. they stand in the way and then complain when they get run over and go mouth off to their mommy like the babies they are. no one likes the scooter kid. don’t be the scooter kid.
skater: -pushes off and is about to do a grind to ollie 180 landing-
scooter kid: “oh mom look a pennyboard whos is it can i have one?”
skater: “look out you r-t-rd!”
skater: -crashes into scooter kid-
scooter kid: -cry- “mom get the dinosaur bandaids pls. now mom now.”
scooter kid’s mom: “i should have gotten him a skateboard… or an abortion.”
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