scooter latte
code word for an incredibly attractive member of the male species. used in coffee shop jargin for customers. the scooter latte may be altered according to physical attributes, s-xual orientation, and/or relationship status.
now you will be prepared to de-code the messages of all those baristas you’ve always wanted to date. yes, this is like liquid gold.
i got a large scooter latte with flavor on table 9.
(translates: handsome tall married guy)
oh geez, we just got an order for a scooter latte, but it’s got grounds in it.
(translates: s-xy guy, total jerkface)
it’s too bad, there’s a scooter latte on table 11, but they might want sprinkles.
(translates: cute, but possibly gay)
at first glance i thought it was a scooter latte, but definitely, definitely decaf.
(translates: an optical illusion, meaning, non-hottie.)
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