Scooter Whale


a person so obese that they can no longer walk, and must instead travel everywhere on an electric scooter.
man, i almost got run over by a scooter whale at safeway last night! that b-tch needs to go on a diet.

Read Also:

  • Dern Box

    a blond girl, sp-nky and cute filled with curiosity and humor ready to surprise her friends from a box. a girl who is drop dead gorgeous awaiting love inside a box. person 1: danielle is such a dern box! person 2: i know!! she is hiding inside a box right now person 1: she’s adorable […]

  • wilzarly

    noun. a male who repeatedly -j-c-l-t-s over their parents whilst watching repeats of old television shows. jim did a wilzarly over his mothers face whilst watching last monday’s eastenders.

  • Ponce de Leon

    the marijuana capital of the world. if you live here you definatly know how to take a hit. i live in ponce de leon and get high everiday when you are f-cking an illegal minor just as you are about to finish pull out and blow your load into your hand and rub it on […]

  • Poo Burger

    1) a delicious and delectable meal that fills your stomach and satisfies hunger, but has little to no nutritional value whatsoever (ie. fast food burgers). 2) poo, carefully and artfully squeezed out onto a sesame seed bun. hold the onions. “hey mang, i’m starving but it’s 4am. wanna go scarf down some poo burgers?”

  • Get Wet Award

    the gayest award one could possibly get. this is an award for having the most fun in water at a camp. “yo, i totally just got the fabulous get wet award!” a kid says. another kid replies, “kill yourself.” “be quiet you, you, you silly goose.” the kid says flamboyantly.


Disclaimer: Scooter Whale definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.