scooterbeast
a human who is too fat to walk and requires the aid of a scooter to get around. while elusive, most specimens can be found roaming around walmart in the store’s complimentary mobility devices, but rarely near the produce aisle.
“i almost got run over by a scooterbeast at wally world today.”
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